A Monologue

Our proclamation, should you so choose to listen.

The path of your life has led you here. Maybe you followed a link, maybe a friend sent you—regardless, you have arrived, your journey traced through fiber optic cables spanning the ocean floor, laid down by men who would never get to witness its speed, lined with precious metals, mined by those who would never get to see its shine, and encased in rubber, forged by those would never be able to enjoy its durability, which culminate in this moment as your retinas absorb these very words. 🐸

If you’ve studied traditional finance, you’ve been taught that the value of an asset is the present value of all future cash flows. A stock, its dividends. A bond, its coupons. An apartment building, its rents. A farm, its crops. A cow, its milk. A tree, its fruit. But if you’ve ventured beyond those pages—into the realm of cryptocurrency—you already understand that we are the incumbents of a completely different realm, that is littered with possibilities that only the fables of science fiction would even begin to draw. 📈

Crypto has rewritten the rules of value, trade, and ownership. The transformation of human economic function is not just unprecedented—it is irreversible. There is no turning back now. We won’t waste your time with a remedial history lesson. You were there. You saw it happen. You understand. 🪙

But let’s be clear: with the exception of staking and other nuanced blockchain mechanics, owning a cryptocurrency asset does not entitle you to a cash flow, a yield nor a harvest. If this is the first time you’re hearing it, or the first time you have realized, do not fret. For what you own, is far greater than we could have ever imagined. 🧙‍♂️

Perhaps now anon, you are beginning to understand. 🐸

What Satoshi Nakamoto set in motion 16 years ago was not just a currency, not just a network—it was a force. A ripple through space and time, an event so profound that it reshaped the very fabric of the digital and financial landscape. And now, here you are, standing at the edge of that legacy. You peer into the unknown, unsure of what fate awaits should you take the fabled leap of faith. What holds you back? Fear? Doubt? The lingering ghosts of a system built on trust in centralized institutions? 🪙

Ownership, in its purest form, has never been about mere utility. A Renaissance patron did not commission a painting for dividends, nor did an emperor mint his seal for quarterly earnings. The value of an object, a creation, a symbol—these things have never been measured solely in material output. Their value is in their ability to signify, to connect, to inspire. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

A cryptocurrency token is no different. It is a flag raised on uncharted shores, a declaration of participation in something greater than oneself. You do not hold it for the cold calculation of cash flows—you hold it for belonging. To a movement. To a community. To an ideology. To a network. To history itself. ⛩️

You are not merely an investor. You are a curator of digital permanence, a sentry in the ever-expanding frontier of decentralized possibility. Whether you acknowledge it or not, by holding, by engaging, by existing within this ecosystem, you are shaping the narrative of an entirely new epoch. 🪙

The skeptics, the trad-fi loyalists, the fiat disciples—they will ask, Where is the value? And you, anon, with the knowing glance of those who have stood at the edge of paradigm shifts before, will answer without speaking. They search for value in numbers and formulas, at the bottom line of an income statement. But you? You understand that value is also written in code, in culture, in conviction in community. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

And so, here you stand at the precipice, an architect of the intangible, a pioneer of the uncharted. What happens next is entirely up to you. 🥊